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Giving Head in the Morning Sucks

… but it doesn’t have to!

The bright morning sun cascades over your face, stirring you out of your deep sleep. Your pillow gently cradles your face; it’s never felt softer. Your duvet, warm from the heat of your body, surrounds you like a loving embrace. Your boyfriend wraps his arms around you as he presses his body against the back of yours. You are cozy and content as you drift in and out of sleep. Your boyfriend pulls you in closer, gently caresses you and softly kisses your neck. And then it happens: His morning wood, presses firmly against your backside. Continue reading “Giving Head in the Morning Sucks”

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Porn Reviews

REID MY LIPS: Daddy’s Grease Monkey

This film has everything porn viewers expect from a 10 and a half minute video these days: Booty licking, squirting, and questionable familial ties. I give this film 10/10 binoculars from prying neighbours, and one call to social services.

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Elust 101

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Welcome to Elust 101

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #102 Start with the rules, come back January 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

 

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Email from my ex-boy

Geography

Two’s Company, Three’s A Crowd

 

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Why should we call ourselves sinners?
Repeated Patterns

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

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Sex Q&A

Sex Q&A: An Adventure into Ass Play

Dear The Cummentary,

I know my man loves a finger in the bum, but we either have to be drunk, or I have to be sneaky about it in order to make it happen. Is there a way I can get him to open up about his love of bum play that won’t make him feel ASShamed?* Continue reading “Sex Q&A: An Adventure into Ass Play”

Sex Q&A

Sex Q&A: My Boyfriend Won’t Go Down On Me

Dear The Cummentary,

I have been dating my boyfriend for about a year, and he won’t go down on me! He did a couple times at the beginning of the relationship (mind you, very briefly), but he has now stopped altogether. I think this is a very important aspect of a sexual relationship, and it’s one of the only ways I can achieve an orgasm. Help!

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Porn Reviews

THE CUMMENTARY’S HALLOWEEN HOWLER

Halloween is the hottest holiday of the year: Skin is showing, booze is flowing, and inhibitions are low. To celebrate the occasion, I typed “Halloween” into PornHub’s search bar, and over 1100 titles came up. Luckily for you, I spent the entire weekend watching all of them, and have picked my favourites for you here.

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Events

HEATWAVE: Calgary’s Hottest Art Show

It’s been one hot fucking summer, and with Heatwave in town, it’s about to get even hotter. Heatwave is a Calgary-based art show happening now until September 29 at cSPACE King Edward. Check out the closing reception from 6 PM to 8 PM on Friday, September 29.

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