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Giving Head in the Morning Sucks

… but it doesn’t have to!

The bright morning sun cascades over your face, stirring you out of your deep sleep. Your pillow gently cradles your face; it’s never felt softer. Your duvet, warm from the heat of your body, surrounds you like a loving embrace. Your boyfriend wraps his arms around you as he presses his body against the back of yours. You are cozy and content as you drift in and out of sleep. Your boyfriend pulls you in closer, gently caresses you and softly kisses your neck. And then it happens: His morning wood, presses firmly against your backside. Continue reading “Giving Head in the Morning Sucks”

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FREAKY FRIDAY: Cam Soda’s Big Ass Latina Teen Chased by Lesbian Loving T. Rex on Hoverboard then Fucked

This very exciting premise fails to live up to its potential, as it falls victim to repetition. I give this misguided live-cam adventure one half-hard dino dick, with bonus points awarded for creativity.

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FOREIGN FILM FRIDAY: Cum Louder’s “Fucking with the Cook in the Middle of the Restaurant”

If you’re not a fan of subtitles, the comedic touches make up for them in this voyeuristic restaurant romp. I give this film one fresh (not frozen) gilt-head bream and several health code violations.

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THIRSTY THURSDAY: Nubile Films’ Tension

Holly Michaels and Bruce Venture prove that you don’t need any fancy bells and whistles to create effective spank bank material. I give this mid-morning romp one stiff cup of morning joe, extra milk. Continue reading “THIRSTY THURSDAY: Nubile Films’ Tension”

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VIXEN Eva Lovia’s Most Intense Scene

Good backstory, breathtaking cinematography, AMAZING tights. 5 fingers way in.

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